hi everyone. I'm Porter Florence, attorney at law. you may be wondering, "if you're such a good lawyer, why do you have a neocities website with no CSS?" and to that I'd reply, I only use myself to create things- and that's why I made my website by myself. it might not be the prettiest, but it sends a message.

I will use this skill to help you win your case, guilty or not. my skills include going to law school,

I hope you'll hire me. oh, by the way, I AM a lawyer. and a good one.... and I live in Ohio. so you should probably live there if you want to hire me.

there will be contact information on this page (once I figure out how too add it)

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